Ah, the holidays. A time full of hustle and bustle and all things wonderfully Christmas. I think I’ve previously mentioned my unnatural love for checking the mail – sadly enough it really is one of the highlights of my day. And it doesn’t get any better than checking the mail during December because the mailbox always has Christmas cards! I love opening them up and showing them to the kids and we proudly display all of them on the piano. Well, I am sincerely apologizing to my cousin Glenn and his family, Clay’s cousin Daniel and his family, Clay’s Aunt Jeanne and Uncle David, and our friends the Louis’. Here’s how it all went down:
4 p.m. – took the kids outside to ride bikes and play
4:05 – checked the mail and was thrilled to get 4 Christmas cards
4:07 – neighbors come outside to talk and play
4:20 - tired of helping Ethan ride his bike while trying to hold the mail, I put it on top of the car
5:30 – go inside to get dinner ready
6:45 – give the kids a shower and get them in their pjs
7:30 – Clay gets home from work
7:35 – we’re all in the car ready to drive around looking at Christmas lights
8:25 – I remember I have a prescription to pick up at CVS
8:30 – drop Clay and the kids off at home to get ready for bed while I run to CVS
8:30 1/2 – OH NO! realize that I never took the mail inside!
8:31 – drive around the entire neighborhood at about 2 mph with my bright lights on scouring the streets for our mail
8:31-9:00 – find above mentioned Christmas cards with tire marks, dirt, leaves, etc. covering them…also find the Target ad, zoo membership renewal form, Mylanta coupon, Clay’s corporate AMEX bill and a credit card application…unfortunately, I also picked up a disgusting smushed cigarette package, an old receipt, a used napkin and a ribbon
In closing, I apologize to the unsuspecting families who lovingly mailed us Christmas cards on Friday/Saturday because they arrived at our house on Monday and went through a lot before ending up mangled on our piano. The end.